Funny sentences.

Awesome, crazy and funny slogans. Choose one of them to describe your personality.

• Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
• I have only one nerve and you are gettings on it.
• My girlfriend says that I need to be more affectionate... So now I' ve got 2 girlfriends.
• I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
• I' m just like mom. I never shut up!
• At least in heaven I can skate.
• Intil inside. Idiot outside.
• I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
• Sorry girls I only date models.
• Why get married. I already get it all with no strings attached.
• I' m smiling because I have no idea what' s going on.
• VODKA. Connecting people:)
• He broke my hearth so I broke his jaw.
• I' m not paid enough to be nice to you!
• I think better when I'm drunk.
• WARNİNG! I know Karate and ı few other Oriental words.
• When I' m good, I' m very good. But when I' m bad I' m better.
• Nobody is perfect, I am nobody.
• School is where they put you to learn while you' re trying to do other things.
• Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.
• Denial is a good thing if used correctly.
• Forever jung.
• God wants us to be happy, otherwise never would have created Internet Porn.
• See me, feel me, touch me, beer me.
• No, Ociffer, I Haben't Been Dwinking.
• Beer Drinking Should Be An Olympic Sport.
• I Drink, Therefore I Am.
• Beer: It's What Helps White Men Dance.
• I'm not driving drunk, it's my car that's full of ethanol.
• Learning How To Nurse A Buzz: Priceless.
• I'm Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV.